16 April 2006

Torso Fever: The Unwelcome Rebirth

It's not like I was making any money off those damn shirts anyway. So now this site just a dumping ground for the occasional incoherent rant or detailed violent fantasy. Enjoy, suckers.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg u are so funny. i was looking for a "i shaved my pussy for this?" shirt but alas i missed my chance (i'm a dude, which would make the shirt funny on so many levels). are you hot too? thanks for the mindless gibbering, in any case.

7:39 PM  
Blogger Torso Fever said...

Anonymous:

I might have an extra. What size are you? If I've got it, you'll get one for free, whether you're hot or not, fatty.

6:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

medium and why do you think i'm fat? does this cellophane mummification make me look fat?

10:27 PM  
Blogger Torso Fever said...

Hey, you fat cellophane fucker. If you still want a shirt, shoot me an email and we'll discuss your super discount price. I dug one up.

5:37 PM  

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