Don’t Argue

Go here, then click “VIRGIN MOBILE ‘STUMP FIGHT’”.

I know it’s not actually for a good cause. I too hate it when corporations encourage their customers to switch to online billing under the pretense that they want to save the environment, rather than admitting the obvious god damn fucking truth that they don’t want to pay for printing and postage.

But it is a very entertaining advertisement. Oh, and Happy Arbor Day, you dumb piece of shit!